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Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

Posted by thesinger on June 5, 2007

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will
instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet
seat by using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself
and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in
your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will
prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after
you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives
— then you will be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If
it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t
move and does, use the duct tape.

8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know
them.

Received from GCFL.net

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6 Responses to “Amazingly Simple Home Remedies”

  1. HAHA!!! The one about the toilet and the sink is the best imo.

  2. thesinger said

    Isn’t it though. . .

  3. sheri said

    hmmm, very practical… 😛
    btw, aren’t you going to post pics of your wknd?

  4. random thinker said

    well that….that was very nice made my day much better, and like Sheri said you should post pics of your wknd. that is a command from you cuz.

  5. mikey said

    Best advice I’ve seen in a long time!

  6. Jeff said

    RE: Number 7 – if it should sometimes move, use velcro.

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