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All Time Dumbest Questions Asked By Banff Park Tourists

Posted by thesinger on June 22, 2007

Yes, they’re ALL TRUE as heard at the information kiosks
manned by Parks Canada staff!

1. How do the elk know they’re supposed to cross at the “Elk
Crossing” signs?

2. At what elevation does an elk become a moose?

3. Tourist: “How do you pronounce ‘Elk’?”
Park Information Staff: “‘Elk.'”
Tourist: “Oh.”

4. Are the bears with collars tame?

5. Is there anywhere I can see the bears pose?

6. Is it okay to keep an open bag of bacon on the picnic
table, or should I store it in my tent?

7. Where can I find Alpine Flamingos?

8. I saw an animal on the way to Banff today — could you
tell me what it was?

9. Are there birds in Canada?

10. Did I miss the turnoff for Canada?

11. Where does Alberta end and Canada begin?

12. Do you have a map of the State of Jasper?

13. Is this the part of Canada that speaks French, or is
that Saskatchewan?

14. If I go to B.C., do I have to go through Ontario?

15. Which is the way to the Columbia Rice fields?

16. How far is Banff from Canada?

17. What’s the best way to see Canada in a day?

18. Do they search you at the B.C. border?

19. When we enter B.C., do we have to convert our money to
British pounds?

20. Where can I buy a raccoon hat? ALL Canadians own one,
don’t they?

21. Are there phones in Banff?

22. So it’s eight kilometers away… is that in miles?

23. We’re on the decibel system, you know.

24. Where can I get my husband really, REALLY, lost??

25. Is that two kilometers by foot or by car?

26. Don’t you Canadians know anything?

27. Where do you put the animals at night?

28. Tourist: “How do you get your lakes so blue?”
Park staff: “We take the water out in the winter and paint
the bottom.”
Tourist: “Oh!”

Received from GCFL.net

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2 Responses to “All Time Dumbest Questions Asked By Banff Park Tourists”

  1. elsalgal91 said

    ah na!!
    thx for the laugh. 🙂

  2. random thinker said

    i was just bless by that.

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