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Joke of the day.

Posted by thesinger on June 29, 2007

Three Holy Men and a Bear

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher, and a rabbi all served as
chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in
Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week
for coffee and to talk shop.

One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people
isn’t really all that hard. A real challenge would be to
preach to a bear. One thing led to another, and they decided
to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods,
find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.

Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their
experience.

Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on
crutches, and had various bandages on his body and limbs,
went first. “Well,” he said, “I went into the woods to find
me a bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him from
the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me
and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy
water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became
as gentle as a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to
give him first communion and confirmation.”

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, had
one arm and both legs in casts, and had an IV drip. In his
best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he claimed, “WELL,
brothers, you KNOW that we don’t sprinkle! I went out and I
FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from
God’s HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me.
So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled
down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to
a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy
soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb.
We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus.”

The priest and the reverend both looked down at the rabbi,
who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and
traction with IVs and monitors running in and out of him. He
was in really bad shape. The Rabbi looked up and said,
“Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best
way to start.”

Received from GCFL.net.

I love this one. It’s the classic bear and the preachers joke. It’s just GUH-RATE!!!

thesinger

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4 Responses to “Joke of the day.”

  1. As I was hanging out wash this morning, my brother came out and told me this GCFL joke. (I nearly hung myself on the line laughing) I immediantely thought of you and your “jokes of the day.” Dropped by here and… sure ‘nough. 🙂

  2. jamezy93 said

    i love that joke it is JUST “GUH-RATE” rotflmho

  3. billy bob said

    Oh John! the things you post! have to admit it was funny in a Miller sort of way.

  4. Anja said

    WOW!

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