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Joke of the day entitled “Crisco”.

Posted by thesinger on July 9, 2007

An old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out,
“Crisco, Crisssssssco!”

Soon a store clerk approaches and says, “Lady, the Crisco is
in aisle D.”

The old lady replies, “Oh, I’m not looking for the cooking
stuff. I’m calling my husband.”

The clerk is astonished. “Your husband’s name is Crisco?”

The old lady answers, “Oh no, no, no. I only call him that
when we’re out in public.”

“I see,” said the clerk. “What do you call him at home?”

“Lard bottom.”

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2 Responses to “Joke of the day entitled “Crisco”.”

  1. Michelle said

    that’s one way to do it. i guess it’s always good to play it safe! =)

  2. igoasia said

    humorous

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