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Joke of the week: 0-200 In 6 Sec.

Posted by thesinger on October 11, 2007

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His
wife was really mad. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I
expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to
200 in 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE.”

The next morning, Ed got up early and left for work. When
his wife woke up, she looked out the window, and sure
enough, there was a medium-sized gift-wrapped box in the
middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway,
and brought the box back into the house. She opened it and
found a brand-new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.

Received from GCFL.net

What a funny! I LOVE IT!

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7 Responses to “Joke of the week: 0-200 In 6 Sec.”

  1. elsalgal91 said

    LOL!

  2. mombasaman said

    Ouch!!! Good 1!

  3. HAHAHAHA!!

  4. wildflowerdays said

    oh boy… chuckle. 🙂 what an extra sweet man (sa)

  5. elsalgal91 said

    hey, you need to post pix of YR!

  6. thesinger said

    WHAT DO YOU THINK I’M DOING?

  7. something said

    It’s true,it’s not a joke with a bugatti veyron SS 1200hp even faster than 6 seconds 0-200kph!

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